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After another one of their discussions, he says to her, "I have to ask, how do you remain so calm after one of our fights?" She replies, "I just clean the bathroom." "How is that supposed to help?" he asks. She replies, "I use your toothbrush."

Wondering if this could be another trip tool... 

It was finally about time, so I motor in to town to look for a barber. While in the chair, a young boy walks in and the barber nudges me and says, "This one's not too bright, watch and I'll show you." The barber puts $1 in one hand and 2 quarters in the other and says to the boy, "Which do you...

This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to the local club and knocks on the door. The door is opened by a huge biker that is covered in tattoos. "I'd like to join your club", says the little old lady. The biker is amused by this so he decides to...

With the "luck" suggested in Potluck Dinners, there's always a gamble on what will be there. I'm satisfied cooking for me, but when I cook for others... well suffice to say I just bring a box of Oreos anymore. Some of what I've heard when I did bring a potluck treat was... "Do you use a smoke...

Always borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect to be paid back.  :rolleyes:

Surprised that this hasn't been presented here, http://www.trailer-aid.com/ , as it's an easy & light weight way to take care of business. Works very well, no need to look for & get to jack points. Very satisfied with this product.

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NonProfit/Independent/Unbiased RV Consumer Group rating RVs since 1990 https://rv.org/

I can no more control the thought that crosses my mind than I can the clouds that cross the sky, but still I must say that in hearing this version of Great High Mountain by Jack White (4:30 min) I thought of you.

Tommy & Tammy were engaged in a lively conversation when he stopped talking for a moment and retrieved his white, no frills hanky out of his back pocket. Unfolding it, he vigorously blew his nose while Tammy continued talking. After several good snorts he folded the hanky right on the creases...

Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife, "Someone from Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."

Tensions were rising at the campground during the holiday weekend so one camper sent jokes to each of the ten folks involved to alleviate the tension and as it happened, no pun in ten did  :D

Many websites exist with varying levels of readability. Along with the CRVL website, two that I'd like to share that are informative yet understandable are http://www.jackdanmayer.com/rv_electrical_and_solar.htm and https://rvmobileinternet.com/ I think that these two can provide some...

A tour bus driver with a bus full of senior citizens motoring down the road is tapped on the shoulder by a sweet old lady who gives him a handful of peanuts, which he very graciously munches down. A little while later she taps him on the shoulder again and does the same, giving him a handful of...

"Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air, and to eat and sleep with the earth."

I've been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. However, I have been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I...

A priest wanted to raise money for his parish and being told there was a fortune in horse racing decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the price of horses was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead and, already having the plan, entered...

Tommy & Tammy go into the bakery in the city, each thinking that they were more clever than the other. Tommy immediately and quite quickly snatches a cookie and slips it into his pocket, then gives Tammy a sly and boastful grin. The baker hadn't noticed the theft so Tommy repeats the act a...

To both sexes: So when you decide that it's time for a hair cut do you... A. go to a stylist or barber in the next community that has choices to pick from B. go to a stylist or barber as a regular customer (regardless of frequency) C. go to the other room or outside & take care of it yourself...