Tour Bus

[rm.w/aview]

A tour bus driver with a bus full of senior citizens motoring down the road is tapped on the shoulder by a sweet old lady who gives him a handful of peanuts, which he very graciously munches down. A little while later she taps him on the shoulder again and does the same, giving him a handful of peanuts which he graciously munches down. After the fifth time of doing this the driver finally says, "Why are you giving me all your peanuts, you should enjoy some for yourselves." She replies that because of everyone's older teeth they are unable to chew them. "So why do you buy them then?" he asks. She replies, "Oh we just love the chocolate around them!"

 

[John61CT]

Sweet!

Got tired of the main joke thread?

 

[ratfink56]

gak

 

[rm.w/aview]

Sweet!

I see what you did here 

 

[ZoNiE]

Well, THAT's a "Dad Joke".

 

[John61CT]

Happy Father's Month

 

[DidierAubin87]

The story sounds sweet aww..