I was experiencing shortness of breath and thought I might need to quit smoking.
But then I realized that the real problem was all these "health conscious" joggers running laps around the island...they are using up all the oxygen!
When I ran into most of the city council out drinking at a favorite strip club, I mentioned my concerns. Together we are working on a collective exercise ban, and tax incentives to hotels that cater to overweight tourists. I am breathing easier already.
But then I realized that the real problem was all these "health conscious" joggers running laps around the island...they are using up all the oxygen!
When I ran into most of the city council out drinking at a favorite strip club, I mentioned my concerns. Together we are working on a collective exercise ban, and tax incentives to hotels that cater to overweight tourists. I am breathing easier already.