I'm trying to think of how to reply to this thread without writing a book. You all speak of serious illness as if it's something that occurs once in a blue moon. For me, it's a daily occurrence to varying degrees.
Re: calling 911 -
you must know your address. Woken up in the middle of the night by a medical emergency you must be able to tell them where you are. You may be too far gone to look it up on your phone's GPS or walk to the nearest intersection.
I actually ran into this problem earlier today. I could see the sign for the street at the intersection, I could name the businesses I was parked beside and the neighborhood I was in, and as it turns out I even guessed the street name from memory, but without a for certain exact address they wouldn't send anybody out. My pain was so extreme and my mouth so dry from dehydration I was barely coherent, dryheaving, I was far too ill to drive and couldn't walk so I opened my door and began calling out to people passing by and attempting to flag down vehicles. After a couple minutes without success they said I was tying up the line, call back when I have an address.
New plan: Writing the intersection I settle in at for the night on a slip of paper and keeping it within easy reach. Phone works too, in theory, assuming there's no conflict with talking on the line and navigating to it at the same time. Shaky and/or wet hands don't mesh too well with touchscreens, I've found.
I'd definitely invest in a
PLB if I could afford it. Research them first - I'd strongly recommend getting something with an additional option to send a text or signal to an emergency contact instead of the "bring in the cavalry" type message in case a situation calls for the former but not necessarily the latter. Last I looked into it the main concern with those was battery usage.
Remember, even if your phone isn't getting signal, it might still be able to dial 911. It's always worth a shot.
Mess containment is a major factor with severe illness. How much vomit and diarrhea can your containers hold...or were you assuming you'd be well enough to go out and empty them?
Furthermore, were you assuming you'd have the strength and coordination to actually make sure the mess gets into them?
My worst stuff involves inability to so much as raise my head off the ground, let alone sit or stand up as vomit and diarrhea pour out of me without any semblance of control as I writhe. For that, you need a tarp or some similar type of barrier to contain everything on. You need water, electrolytes, and communications within easy reach but protected from the mess. You need an easy way to clean yourself up afterwards and a clean place to rest inbetween recovery time and full clean-up. And you'll need to be able to whip out this mess containment setup easily because you'll probably already be quite ill by the time you realize you need it.
I recommend the floor for the messy tarp area, keeping your bed as your clean retreat. Sometimes I can keep in bed and then roll off to the floor with everything goes out of control, clean myself up and get back into bed. This is much more comfortable when possible.
A quality tympanic
thermometer has been a godsend to me, like
this one I got a year ago when it was $40. When I'm extremely ill I'm not capable of holding a thermometer under my tongue or armpit or fancy forehead waves, but holding this to my ear for literally just a second or two is often doable. It's fast and easy enough that I actually track my temperature like I should. This is also especially important during recovery, when too much activity can bring the fever back.
anewbiewannabe said:
I'm wondering if someone was out somewhere with the 14 day or whatever parking limits and felt a sickness coming on that might require bedrest and make it hard to comply after it fully hit, what about checking with a police station or hospital about parking there while dealing with it?
This would be for semi-serious illnesses that had the chance of interfering with driving soon or where there's a possibility that a visit to a doctor or hospital might be in order, but isn't just yet.
This is going to sound a bit harsh: "hard to comply" = suck it up and do it.
Impossible to comply = risk it, possibly put a note up on the dash, or call whomever to try to get special permission. But that's only after driving has been deemed out of the question and there's no one with you or nearby to lend a hand. Chances are though if it's entirely impossible to safely move your rig to a new spot for several days straight you require medical attention. I know for me the longest I've absolutely unable to drive has all been less than 24 hours at a time, though I require longer blocks of bedrest to recover.
The thought process behind your ideas is good, though. The way it more realistically pans out is if I suspect I'm headed towards a downspin I find a spot as close as I can get to a hospital or clinic that's 1) free and 2) unlikely to bother someone if I stay several nights in a row. Then begins a bit of a game - you need to maximize bedrest, while also changing spots before you absolutely have to while you're still able. Here in Seattle even 7 days would be way too long, but lets just use that number hypothetically. If I had a 7 day parking limit, I'd be moving every 3-4 days while sick as a dog but still capable of doing it. That way, if I become incapable on day 3 in a spot, then I'd still have a whole 4 days to get over it before I run into potential problems. Whereas if the worst of it hits on day 6, then the situation is dicier and I had the stress of ticketing on top of whatever's incapacitating me.
Keeping nearby is good enough for me - if I feel a major downturn I'll occasionally crawl my rig into the hospital or clinic parking lot and wait out the worst of it there. But I won't stay, not even for recovery when rest is badly needed. I move elsewhere to avoid wearing out my welcome until the times I actually have no choice in the matter. If something happens while I'm a few blocks away that renders me incapable of driving without enough warning, and I require medical attention I cannot administer on my own, then it's typically time for an ambulance.