<br><br> Except for Fresno; nobody goes to Fresno anymore.stude53 said:<p style="margin: 0px;">Hi, Cherry</p><p style="margin: 0px;"> </p><p style="margin: 0px;">I think you were in Baltimore, so virtually anywhere would be better than that! If I were free to roam, I would take Ped's advice and GO WEST, Young Lady.</p><p style="margin: 0px;"> </p><p style="margin: 0px;">Good luck on your adventure.</p><p style="margin: 0px;"><br></p><p style="margin: 0px;"><br></p><p style="margin: 0px;"> </p><p style="margin: 0px;">Bob</p>
<div><br></div><div>LOL you always crack me up. Cherry good luck where ever you may go. </div>sl1966 said:Go where your heart takes you. I mean as long as your heart doesn't take you off a cliff or something bad like that.<div><br></div>
<br><br>Thank you, Dr. Gonzo. I think my first order of business shall be to drive straight to Texas and hire you as my attorney.<br><br>Edit to add,, I plan on hitting Texas in Oct - Nov for the Renaissance Faire there (the largest in the country with MA and MD bringing up #'s 2 & 3 but I've been to both of those)<br>sl1966 said:Ignore what I said earlier about following your heart. I was drinking then and realized how much rubbish that advice was. Here's what you should really do. First grab a handfull of salt and go outside. Throw the salt upwards into the wind. Watch which way it blows and make a note of it. Next get a live rabbit. Teach it to say "klaatu barada nikto" as this is the safe phrase in case something goes wrong. Stuff the rabbit into a regulation sized viking helmet, and place the helmet on top of your van. Now comes the best part! Drive towards the ocean at a high rate of speed until at which time the rabbit thumps against the roof. Stop abruptly, exit van, and quickly lift the regulation sized viking helmet and listen carefully. The rabbit will whisper the name of your destination. If you didn't go fast enough the rabbit will whisper the safe phrase instead and you'll need to reset the rabbit. To do this you simply need to lob it discus style into which ever direction the salt went originally. <div><br>TADA!</div><div><br></div>
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