Used Imperial Star Destroyer

[4GNomad]

It's a salvage title, but it has potential...

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4986649886.html

Ad is pure genius!

 

[LeeRevell]

That's hilarious!

 

[4GNomad]

Uh-oh... It appears someone also posted a BUYER'S BEWARE of said RV.

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4988183907.html

 

[anewbiewannabe]

Darn, the original ad was flagged so I didn't get to see it!

 

[AuricTech]

Did you find it where you had parked it?

Upon further review, I hope that it was someone else who parked it.  Hate to see that driver's next insurance bill....

 

[cyndi]

[font=MetaHeadlineBlack, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Used Imperial Star Destroyer[/font]
"... this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else's gain!..."

 

[GotSmart]

That would take care of my space problem.

 

[AuricTech]

That would take care of my space problem.

"Space problem" is a vague term.  It could mean that you need more room for all of your stuff, or it could mean that you need to live at least 100 kilometers above Earth's surface....

 

[GotSmart]

"Space problem" is a vague term.  It could mean that you need more room for all of your stuff, or it could mean that you need to live at least 100 kilometers above Earth's surface....

Or perhaps all of the above?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/4873367721.html

 

[LeeRevell]

You'll have a devil of a time heating that thing with your handy Olympic Wave 3.......
But, plenty of acreage for all the solar panels you can afford.

 

[highdesertranger]

lmao. highdesertranger

 

[akrvbob]

"[font=Georgia, Times, serif]Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Times, serif]Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else's gain!"[/font]


[font=Georgia, Times, serif]"[size=medium][font=Georgia, Times, serif]This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new."[/font][/font][/size]

 

[offroad]

Just put a couple solar panels and a new battery in it. Should be drivable and you can register with the empire. No problem.

 

[GotSmart]

I had a friend that used colored pens to fake a current registration sticker when crossing the country. Apart from the hologram in-bedded~~~it looked passable. Then he put mud on it and the colors ran!

 

[LeeRevell]

I had a friend that used colored pens to fake a current registration sticker when crossing the country.  Apart from the hologram in-bedded~~~it looked passable.  Then he put mud on it and the colors ran!

I did that trick for my work building's parking decals.  I had the metal tag, but just colored it to the current color.  That got old (and it would get messed up by rain), then I photoed the tag and printed it by my PC printer, using MS Paint to change the colors, and covered in clear tape.  Worked for years.
Eventually I went legit and got the new decaled tag. 

 

[offroad]

"Clever ape". -- Planet of the Apes movie.