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Funny, in my home town there was a scandal over a frat house attempting to rent a mom. Oh, wait, we're talking about something different again.

But my question is, why pay good money for a second mother when both of them say "I'm not your maid!" ?
 
I'm going to start racking up the hours I spent repeating a few phrases to a 42 y/o who uses me as a substitute Mom... :D

'Life isn't fair, get used to it'
'**** happens'
'teenagers are hell, they will grow up'
'no you can't kill her (14 y/o) for that'
'Suck it up Buttercup'

And the one she hates to hear the most 'Happiness is a choice'.

On second thought she'd go bankrupt if I ever handed her a bill for the last 3 years worth of 'Mom' and thanks to my counseling, she just managed to get herself out of debt this past spring...Naaa, no bill forthcoming!!

I AM going to send the link to another 'mom' who has taken on another 40 y/o in dire need of a good mom.. :rolleyes:
 
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