Some thoughts on those javelinas :
Bratwursts beating about the bushes
Cracklins creeping thru the cactus
Garbage Guts gallivanting thru the greasewood
Hamhocks half-stepping thru the huisache
Pork chops on parade
Sausages sashshaying across the sand
Squealers to sliders - it's a slippery slope (just saying).
My blood sugar may be dropping, so might be time to eat.
"Here dinner, dinner, dinner ..."