ERLH - After reading many threads here, having a comfortable bed seemed to be a main goal. Having the bed sideways would have given me more open floor space towards the front, but being almost 6' tall, running the bed longways down the drivers side won out. Having a hi top gives more storage off the floor.
Putting up a bulkhead has provided a space in back for my battery box containing 4 - Trojan T105 RE's. Placing the batteries in back puts weight behind the rear axle and allows for venting batteries outside the sleeping area. I'll vent the battery box outside of the van.
I hope to store my genny, ladder, hoses & cords etc. back there. Putting up a bulkhead also allows for mounting all kinds of stuff on both sides.
With the bulkhead installed and a twin size bed in front of that, I still have over 3' of room remaining for a desktop area and chair. I plan on doing mobile computer repairs as supplemental income.
The passenger side is where I plan on building the kitchen & fridge area, but I don't see that area done in time for the RTR so I'll just improvise for now.
Thread title was my sorry excuse for humor, but the bonfire idea was great.