Golden Tickets

[c_hasbeen]

http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/


[font=Arvo, serif]Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”[/font]

[font='PT Sans', sans-serif]"Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.[/font]
[font='PT Sans', sans-serif][size=medium][font='PT Sans', sans-serif]“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the ..."[/font][/font][/size]

[font='PT Sans', sans-serif][size=medium][font='PT Sans', sans-serif]Read more at: http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/[/font][/SIZE][/font]




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[GotSmart]

HMMM I worked with Jesus Morales, and he was smart enough to talk crackheads into trying something like that.~~~  :dodgy:

 

[ZoNiE]

Shiiiiiiiiit!

You can't make this crap up.

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

When I saw the first post, I wondered who could be stupid enough to think they could get into heaven just by buying ticket.  Although the medieval Catholic church DID used to sell "indulgences".

But apparently, tourists in New York City are ALMOST that stupid.

http://nypost.com/2015/05/30/tourists-tricked-into-paying-200-for-free-staten-island-ferry-ride/

Nothing made up about THAT story.

Regards
John

 

[Canine]

Yeah, we need to check stories closer before they are posted. If, and only if that scam was real, I'd try to sell some myself. Just not "misrepresenting".

There's gotta be a better way to earn gas and grocery money than by using four letter words like "work" and "jobs". Unfortunately, my plus sized modeling career was cut short when the ramp gave way under me.

 

[cdiggy]

Yeah, we need to check stories closer before they are posted. If, and only if that scam was real, I'd try to sell some myself. Just not "misrepresenting".

There's gotta be a better way to earn gas and grocery money than by using four letter words like "work" and "jobs". Unfortunately, my plus sized modeling career was cut short when the ramp gave way under me.

Dude you are way to funny! Lmao