Contest #2

[Optimistic Paranoid]

We have a number of ladies here, and of course the idiot in the picture could just as easily have been a clueless guy.

So the contest is for the funniest non-sexist caption.

 

[Queen]

Safe pumping with the all new PUMP CONDOM, get yours at your local station today!

 

[Every Road Leads Home]

I knew I was just about to run out of gas, ten minutes later and it's still not full.

 

[Gary68]

i'm from oregon and havent pump my own gas in years,is that some kind of bag on the nozzle?

did gotsmart get his dogs for winning the last contest?

 

[dr_nelson]

i'm from oregon and havent pump my own gas in years,is that some kind of bag on the nozzle?

did gotsmart get his dogs for winning the last contest?

Those bags are put over nozzles of pumps that are "out of service". And I think it is even written on the bag itself.

 

[Gunny]

In case it rains it keeps the handle dry.

 

[TMG51]

THIS ISN'T MY CHEESEBURGER

 

[vtwinkicker]

Press 1 for STUPID

 

[jimindenver]

OMG I am still laughing.

 

[bullfrog]

She probably knows the malfunction is the pump is still charging the last guy's credit card that was using it when it broke. She is probably wondering why it was bagged when it still worked!

 

[poncho62]

Around here, the diesel pump has a yellow handle....my first thought was that she was putting diesel in here gas car

 

[rvpopeye]

wow ! this is taking a LONG time..........................

 

[ArtW]

gosh George, this pump sure isn't working very well

 

[Cheli]

* tap tap tap* why is this so slow? I don't have all day.

 

[Cheli]

Why aren't the numbers moving on the display?