Composing songs about RV and Van dwelling

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josephusminimus

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I'll go first:<br /><br /><p><strong><em>Cheatin&rsquo; a Broken Heart</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Westbound on the Interstate</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Out on the Great Divide</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Our Winnie overheated</em></strong><br /><strong><em>So we pulled off on the side</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The sagebrush and the red rock buttes</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Invoked our reverie</em></strong><br /><strong><em>While the engine cooled I thought about</em></strong><br /><strong><em>My bypass surgery.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Refrain:</em></strong><br /><strong><em>You can have your diabetes</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Talk about your brand of &ldquo;C&rdquo;</em></strong><br /><strong><em>But&nbsp;when heat waves blur the red rock</em></strong><br /><strong><em>I&rsquo;ll take bypass surgery</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>We&rsquo;ll be turning south at Flagstaff</em></strong><br /><strong><em>For the fairways to the south</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Where my third ex-wife will meet us</em></strong><br /><strong><em>With the grandkids and her mouth</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Those two eggs up on whiskey toast</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Home fries on the side</em></strong><br /><strong><em>She always made for breakfast</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Were my downfall and her pride</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>We&rsquo;ll take the brats along with us</em></strong><br /><strong><em>And camp somewhere below</em></strong><br /><strong><em>The international boundary</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Buying meds in Mexico</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>&lsquo;Cause it&rsquo;s not the margaritas</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Nor the senoritas sweet</em></strong><br /><strong><em>It&rsquo;s the discount pharmaceuticals</em></strong><br /><strong><em>That tug these flattened feet</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Now the engine&rsquo;s finished cooling</em></strong><br /><strong><em>And the wheels begin to roll</em></strong><br /><strong><em>And there ain&rsquo;t no bloody stool</em></strong><br /><strong><em>In the RV commode bowl</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Refrain:</em></strong><br /><strong><em>You can have your diabetes</em></strong><br /><strong><em>Talk about your brand of &ldquo;C&rdquo;</em></strong><br /><strong><em>But&nbsp;when heat waves blur the red rock</em></strong><br /><strong><em>I&rsquo;ll take bypass surgery<br /><br />Copyright 2012 Jack Purcell</em></strong></p>
 
LOL...I thought the title read "COMPOSTING" songs.
 
OMG Joey, I was just thinking the same thing! and came in here to say , I have been vandwelling to long!
 
I was looking at composting toilets earlier. <img src="/images/boards/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" align="absmiddle">
 
That one was more-or-less to the tune of <em>'The Yellow Rose of Texas'</em>.&nbsp; I don't want to rob your macho, Joey, but if you ain't going to write a song about composting toilets, LP gas and Walmart parking lots I might have to do it my ownself.&nbsp; Searching my mind this moment for the background melody.<br /><br />But I'd rather you wrote it.
 
If you do decide to write it, Joey, I'll focus my own humble efforts on <em>'Slab City Sue'</em> ['Souix City Sue'] or <em>'Working on the Van'</em> [Roy Orbison's <em>'Working for the Man'].</em>
 
stude53 said:
Not musically talented, but I like this one:<br /><br /><a href=""></a><br />Bob
<br /><br />Nice piece of work.&nbsp; I like her leopardlike upholstery, too.&nbsp; WalMart's missing a good bet by not renting out post office boxes <br /><br />Lobo might be old enough to partner up with her if he's still alive:<br /><br />[video]
 
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