And Wemble...on a related note, I vainly attempted to stealth sleep in a gigantic parking lot, attached to the Starbucks I had spent an evening session in...I left at 10pm, and I suppose the last employee had left at around 11pm...there was an adjacent oriental buffet, tha had cars in the it's parking lot. <br><br>When I had entered the van to sleep, there were a good amount of other cars spread out in the parking lot. I knew when I pulled into the lot, that it was going to be a gamble. I was ready to explain my 'drunken night out, being a local fixer, could not drive safely' ploy.<br><br>At around 11pm, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING A BUCKET POOP MIND YOU, I heard an aggressive knock on the passenger window...my bowels froze, I hastily replaced my poopset, and waited for some more knocking...the knocking was much stronger then, and appeared on the cargo passenger side, indicating the knocker was very much aware of my presence...<br><br>So, I just pulled up my pants, threw on an already placed tank top, said 'Hold on', then proceeded to the front passenger seat, opened the door, got out, closed it, and greeted the...<br><br>Older, white, male security officer, with a taser on his hip. Not a cop.<br><br>Already, I was in the clear. I did not let him get a word out.<br><br>I went ahead and told him 'I was trying not to drive because I was too tired'.<br><br>He said, 'You can't park here. It's a private parking lot.'<br><br>I said, 'I though it was SAFE. I saw lots of cars.'<br><br>He said, 'Those are the customers of the restaurant (buffet).'<br><br>I said, 'Oh. Where could I park then?'<br><br>He said, 'Walmart. It is open 24 hours.'<br><br>Although the exact Wally he was referrin to was NOT a good sleep spot due to an abnormally vigilant security person.<br><br>He never once indicated any type of aggression or desire to make it worse for me.<br><br>I took control of the conversation and just showed my best attitude.<br><br>Albeit, I was wearing booty shorts and a tank top, and probably looked like a totally homeless person in a van...<br><br>Situation averted. Confidence increased. Mission: Success!